dangerous stuff

August 1, 2011

okayokay…. so i would normal say “total fanboy boner” but i mean… dude, bane is smaller than batman? i’m sure they’ll use those cool camera tricks like in ELF where like will ferrell was sitting way close to the camera facing the general direction of the other guy who was supposed to be smaller and talking facing the wall… and i mean, who the fuck am i peter jackson? look that shit up. but i get it because i could make a movie in my sleep that would kill shit like super 8 (did anyone see that?). i think that movie was called super 8 because that’s how many people saw it…. the sequel though is called “super 7.5 million plus 24% of dvd sales” because they’ve wizened the fuck up.

pardon the language - but i just helped my friend close his bar and then we sat and talked about how crazy life (WOMEN) is (ARE) and before you know it you’re walking across the street, and the sun is up, and your best friend is drawing penises in the dew on all the cars on your block while you talk about one of the girls you hung out with that night.

anyyyyhoowwwww… aside from the fact that mask for bane is kinda cool… why is he wearing a turtle neck and a base jumping outfit… i don’t understand. also, i know he had to pack on muscle, and i know christian bale just thinks about being 223% muscle and he looks like a simon bisley drawing (loookkkkk ittt upppp N00B), but….

but my problem is, why is bane so small??? like, his whole deal is that he’s enormous. otherwise, he’s just kind of a junkie with a mask that is half as cool as the mask in the comic book. and you’ll see all i’m talking about when i put the next picture up in like 30 seconds and quit drunkenly rambling about something that doesnt fucking matter because christoper nolan is gonna knock it out the park like always… but let me have my fanboy moment… this is my blog! you’re not my real dad!

i mean, i was pretty stoke about the bane thing… that story line killed me in like 93 when i had a hold list at my comic store where the dude would even hold first issues and be like “dont let your mom i threw this in” and give me first issues of spawn, vampirella, gen13.. and then order me the dope posters too… i had a tim sale catwoman poster when i was 13,14 that if i had today - i’d wouldn’t be blogging because i’d be dancing like “i gottttts this catwoommmaannn postterrrrr and shiiitttttt” etc.

anyhow. look at the next picture and look how pussed out bane looks in comparison.

ps. read knightfall… don’t be a baby.

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